So we kill them off—and our tombstones show it—

Before they arrive at forty-two.”

Here the driver gave a long cher—rup!

And gazed at the Yankee, dark and wan,

As if he had woke the wrong passenger up

While calmly Professor Bangs went on:

“In walking up and down Broadway,

Large mourning sign-boards at times appear

With this inscription in letters grey—

‘Elderly persons extinguished here.’