And lovers of chops.

There were golfers from Troon and Kilspindie

Discussing their favourite greens;

Bronzed soldiers from Quetta and Pindi;

Pale pilots of flying-machines;

There were débutantes visibly flustered,

Calm beauties from over the "Pond";

Sleek magnates of soap and of mustard,

And Brunner and Mond.