I saw a delectable Duchess
Sit out with a Syndicalist,
And a battle-scarred soldier on crutches
Hob-nob with a Pacificist;
And a famous professor of Psychics—
A Scot who was reared at Dunkeld—
Indulge in the highest of high kicks
I ever beheld.
Lord Haldane, whose massive proportions
Were gracefully garbed in a kilt,