esides leaving a card, leave all the small articles of value that you may find lying about in the dressing room.
t is not necessary to throw rice at a departing bride and groom. The cab is already full of mush.
n proposing to a girl always refer to your own unworthiness. She won't believe it at the time nor will you a few years later.
weet are the uses of adversity to the gentlemen who conduct loan offices.
hen matching dollars, remember that two heads are better than one.