Why is the snow different from Sunday? Because it can fall on any day in the week.
What trade would you mention to a short boy? Grow sir (grocer).
What tree is nearest the sea? The beech.
Why is a game of cards like a timber yard? Because there are always a great many deals in it.
Why is a tight boot like an oak tree? Because it produces a corn (acorn).
Why is a city in Ireland likely to be the largest city in the world? Because each year it is Dublin (doubling).
What is the easiest way to swallow a door? Bolt it.
Why is a dancing master like a tree? Because of his bows (boughs).
Name a word of five letters from which if you take two but "one" remains. Stone.
Why is A like twelve o'clock? It is the middle of "day"