Why is coffee like an axe with a dull edge? Because it must be ground before it is used.
What is the difference between a bottle of medicine and a troublesome boy? One is to be well shaken before taken, and the other is to be taken and then shaken.
What makes more noise than a pig under a gate? Two pigs.
When is a door not a door? When it is a-jar.
What is the difference between a naughty boy and a postage stamp? Because one you stick with a lick, and the other you lick with a stick.
Why did William Tell shudder when he shot the apple from his son's head? Because it was an arrow escape for his child.
What is that which the more you take from it the larger it grows? A hole.
What is the best land for little kittens? Lapland.
Why should a man always wear a watch when he travels in a waterless desert? Because every watch has a spring in it.
Of what trade is the sun? A tanner.