Luc. Oh, she wanted to know that, eh? (Sizes up Hat. critically, and then gives a sniff.) Well, I hardly think Hick Homespun would suit her. Hick has got an awful objection to paint and powder, too. He wouldn’t be apt to take to Miss Renwick.
Hat. (with sweet sarcasm). Indeed! Mrs. Wheatchaff, you are very blunt in your way of speaking, I see. But if the gentleman referred to objects to paint and powder, how do you ever expect to win him?
Luc. (holding up her hands in surprise). Me? As if I wanted another man! I’ve had one, and I am sure that is enough. (Picks up her parasol and walks about indignantly.) But say! (Pauses before Hat. and shakes parasol at her.) If you think you can get Hick Homespun to take any notice of you, go ahead. I’m sure it is nothing to me. But I don’t believe——
(Loud noise outside, and Hiram enters in great excitement.)
Hiram. Susan, get the gun—quick! There’s a big chicken-hawk after the old dominick hen an’ her chickens. Hurry, Susan!
(Exit Susan hurriedly at R. Hel. grabs a feather duster, Hat. seizes broom which Susan has left in a corner of the room, and Luc. waves her parasol. Susan enters R. with gun. Then Hiram grabs the gun and all rush out excitedly. Report of gun is heard.)
QUICK CURTAIN
ACT II
SCENE.—Lawn of the “High Up Farmhouse.” Day later. A few chairs and benches scattered about. Churn near side of house. Sign: “Cow for sale” on tree.