GROSVENOR—No, Patience, that would be wrong. I have a mission in life. If it be my fortune to be the handsomest conductor on the finest railroad in the World, who am I that I should withhold the contemplation of my gifts from others? But will you love and marry me, Patience?

PATIENCE—(Pointing to the sign on his hat bearing inscription Chicago & Alton conductor. Sings very much after La Mascotte.)

SHE.

When I behold that magic sign a sweet joy agitates me.

HE.

Ah, Patience, you are right; this uniform must captivate thee.

SHE.

When I look on those beauteous words just like a little chick I tremble.