What is the difference between a tunnel and a speaking trumpet? One is hollowed in, the other is halloaed out.

When may a man be said to be literally immersed in business? When he’s giving a swimming lesson.

What trade should one follow in order to cut a figure in the world? A sculptor.

What wind do we naturally look for after Lent? An Easter-ly one.

How do little fish have a proper idea of business? Not being able to do better, they start on a small scale.

When do cards most resemble wolves? When they belong to a pack.

What vine does beef grow on? The bo-vine.

What is the difference between the Mormons’ religion and their wives? Their religion is singular, but their wives are plural.

When is a man duplicated? When he’s beside himself.

If a well known animal you behead,