Who was the straightest man mentioned in the Bible? Moses, because Pharaoh made a ruler of him.
What evidence have we that Adam used sugar? Because he raised Cain.
Who was the first man condemned to hard labor for life? Adam.
Why was the giant Goliath very much astonished when David hit him with a stone? Because such a thing had never entered his head before.
Which are the two smallest things mentioned in the Bible? The widow’s mite and the wicked flee.
How is it that Methusalah was the oldest man when he died before his father? His father was translated.
How many soft boiled eggs could the giant Goliath eat on an empty stomach? One, after which his stomach was not empty.
What was the difference between Joan of Arc and Noah’s ark? One was Maid of Orleans, the other was made of wood.
Where did Noah strike the first nail in the ark? On the head.
Why was Eve not afraid of the measles? Because she’d Adam (had ’em).