What church did Eve belong to? Adam thought her Eve-angelical.
What two animals carried the least into the ark? The fox and cock, because they carried only a brush and comb between them.
Who had the first entrance into a theatre? Joseph, when he was taken from the family circle and put into the pit.
In what place did the cock crow so loud that all the world heard him? In the ark.
What became of Lot when his wife was turned into a pillar of salt? He took a fresh one.
Who first introduced salt meat into the navy? Noah, when he took Ham into the ark.
What animal took most baggage into the ark? The elephant, who took his trunk.
What confection did they have in the ark? Preserved pairs (pears).
What man mentioned in the Bible had no father? Joshua, the son of Nun.
What reason have we to think that Moses wore a wig? Because he was sometimes seen with Aaron and sometimes without ’Air on (hair on).