How can you by changing the pronunciation of a word only turn mirth into crime? By making man’s laughter manslaughter.
Why is a room full of married people like an empty room? Because there is not a single person in it.
Which one of the United States is the largest and most popular? The state of matrimony.
Which nation produces the most marriages? Fascination.
When is a horse like a house? When he has blinds on.
Why is a bridegroom often more expensive than a bride? Because the bride is given away, but the bridegroom is often sold.
Why is divinity the easiest of all professions? Because it is easier to preach than to practice.
When is love deformed? When it is all on one side.
What is the difference between a butcher and a flirt? One kills to dress, and the other dresses to kill.
When was B the first letter in the alphabet? In the days of No-a (Noah).