How can I remove A from the alphabet? B-head it.
Why is A like a honeysuckle? Because a B follows it.
Why is modesty the strongest characteristic of a watch? Because it always keeps its hands before its face, and runs down its own works.
Why is it right for B to come before C? Because we must B before we can C.
Why are two t’s like hops? Because they make beer better.
What kind of sense does a girl long for in a disagreeable suitor? Absence.
Why is it dangerous to keep a clock at the head of a pair of stairs? Because it sometimes runs down.
Who are the two largest ladies in the United States? Miss Ouri and Mrs. Sippi (Missouri and Mississippi).
What key in music would make a good officer? A sharp major.
What is the key-note to good manners? B natural.