Which is the most wonderful animal in the farmyard? A pig, because he is killed and then cured.
Why is a poor conundrum like a monkey? Because it was far-fetched and full of nonsense.
If a tree were to break a window, what would the window say? Tre-mend-us.
What trees has fire no effect upon? Ashes, as when burned, they’re ashes still.
What did Jack Frost say when he kissed the violet? Wilt thou, and it wilted.
When is a large river good for the eyes? When it’s eye (high) water.
What is the difference between a cloud and a whipped child? One pours with rain, the other roars with pain.
What musical instrument invites you to fish? Cast-a net.
What river is that which runs between two seas? The Thames, which runs between Chel-sea and Batter-sea.
What is the difference between a fisherman and a lazy schoolboy? One baits his hook, the other hates his book.