What kind of a cat do we usually find in a large library? A cat alogue.
What sea would a man like to be in on a wet day? Adriatic (a dry attic).
Why was the French Empress always in bad company? Because she was always surrounded by Paris-ites.
When was Napoleon First most shabbily dressed? When out at Elba (elbow).
When was wit a father? When a pun became apparent (a parent).
What grows the less tired the more it works? A carriage wheel.
Why is the Louvre the cheapest palace ever erected? Because it was partly built for one sovereign, and finished for another.
What is the difference between a cradle and the grave? The one is for the first-born, the other for the last bourne.
How is an elephant’s head different from every other head? Because, if you cut his head off from his body, you don’t take it from the trunk.
Why does a stingy German like mutton better than venison? Because he prefers “zat vich is sheep to zat vich is deer.”