At what game do the waves of the sea play? At pitch and toss.
Why are fowls the most economical things a farmer can keep? Because for every grain they give a peck.
What is the difference between a pitcher of water and a man throwing his wife over a bridge? One is water in the pitcher, the other is pitch her in the water.
When is a young lady not a young lady? When she’s a sweet tart (sweetheart).
What confection did they have in the ark? Preserved pairs (pears).
Why should architects make excellent actors? Because they are good at drawing houses.
What weapon does a young man use if he kisses a young lady by mistake? A blunderbuss.
What is the difference between an auction and seasickness? One is a sale of effects, the other the effects of a sail.
What should a clergyman preach about? About a half of an hour.
Why is an orange like a church steeple? Because we have a peel from it.