In what way do women ruin their husbands? In buy-ways.
Why has the shoemaker wonderful powers of endurance? Because he holds on to the last.
What part of the face resembles a schoolmaster? The eyelid, because it always has a pupil under the lash.
Why is it that you and I must never dine together? Because U can never come until after I.
What profession is a postman? He is a man of letters.
At what time of life may a man be said to belong to the vegetable kingdom? When long experience has made him sage.
Which is the gayest letter in the alphabet? U, because it is always in fun.
Which are the lightest men, Scotch, Irish, or Englishmen? Englishmen. In Scotland there are men of Ayr; in Ireland men of Cork, but in England are lightermen.
When is a boat like a heap of snow? When it is adrift.
What ’bus has found room for the greatest number of people? Columbus.