Which is heavier, a half or a full moon? The half, because the full moon is as light again.
What tree is of the greatest importance in history? The date.
When is a man like a frozen rain? When he is hail (hale).
When is a lady’s arm not a lady’s arm? When it is a little bare (bear).
Why is a short negro like a white man? Because he is not a tall black.
Why is a very discontented man easily satisfied? Because nothing satisfies him.
Why are ripe potatoes in the ground like thieves? Because they ought to be taken up.
Why is the north pole like an illicit whisky manufactory? Because it is a secret still.
Why are bells the most obedient of inanimate things? Because they make a noise whenever they are told.
Why is it unjust to blame coachmen for cheating us? Because we call them to take us in.