What makes the waves so wild? It is having the wind blow them up.
Why are apples like printer’s types? Because they are often in pi(e).
My first denotes equality, my second, inferiority, and my whole superiority. Matchless.
Why are fatigued persons like a wagon wheel? Because they are always tired.
Why is a tin can tied to a dog’s tail like death? Because it’s bound to a cur (occur).
Why is a widow like a gardener? Because she tries to get rid of her weeds.
Why are young ladies bad grammarians? Because so few can decline matrimony.
Why are potatoes and corn like certain sinners of old? Because, having eyes, they see not, and having ears they hear not.
Why are blind persons compassionate? Because they feel for other persons.
Why are cowardly soldiers like tallow candles? Because when exposed to the fire they run.