Why is a wedding ring like eternity? Because it has neither beginning nor end.
What did the blind man say to the policeman when he told him he would arrest him if he did not move on? I’d just like to see you.
What is the difference between a drinker and a smoker? One is a Bacchanalian and the other a tobacconalian.
When Homer called the sea barren, why did it illustrate the age in which he lived? Because it was before Cecrops (sea crops).
What is the difference between a cow and an old chair? One gives milk, the other gives way (whey).
Why should Pope Leo XIII be a very unlucky man? Because he is always the thirteenth at table.
What is the difference between a life of leisure and a life of idleness? They are the same thing, only different titles.
What word of one syllable, if you take two letters from it, becomes a word of two syllables? Plague; ague.
A crown which was the pride of ancient Rome: whichever way it is read, it is the same. Civic.
What lesson of life can the small boy learn from the fire engine? It must work or it can’t play.