What is the difference between the Prince of Wales and the water in a fountain? One is heir to the throne, the other thrown to the air.
Why is a college student like a thermometer? Because he is graduated and marked by degrees.
What bird is low-spirited? The blue-bird.
Why don’t they take fare from policemen on the trolley cars? Because they can’t get a nickel out of a copper.
Why is a tournament like sleep? It is a (k)nightly occupation.
Why is a schoolmaster like the letter C? He forms lasses into classes.
Why don’t the Boers wash themselves? Because they are waiting to get a good licking from the English.
Why is bread like the sun? Because it rises from the yeast.
When is a chair like a lady’s dress? When its sat-in.
When is a soldier like a watch? When he is on guard.