What must a good surgeon have to be successful? He must have an eagle’s eye, a lion’s heart, and a lady’s hand.
Why is rheumatism like a great eater? Because it attacks the joints.
If I were in the sun and you were out of it what would the sun become! Sin.
Why would an owl be offended at your calling him a pheasant? Because you would be making game of him.
Why is anthracite coal like true love? Because it burns with a steady flame.
Why is a very amusing man like a bad shot? Because he keeps the game alive.
When people are quarreling out of doors, what should they do? Co-in-side (go inside).
Why is Berlin the most dissipated city in Europe? Because it is always on the Spree.
Which is the favorite word with women? The last one.
Why is Father Time like a fashionable young man? Because he travels by cycles (bicycles).