Why is a man happier with two wives than with one? He may be happy with one, but with two he is nearly sure to be transported.
Why is Gibraltar one of the most wonderful places in the world? Because it’s always on the rock, but never moves.
Why is it difficult to flirt on mail steamers? Because all the mails (males) are tied up in bags.
Why is a comprehensive action an affectionate one? It embraces everything.
What best describes and most impedes a Christian Pilgrim’s Progress? A Bunyan (bunion).
When is a lady’s hair like the latest news? When it’s in the papers.
Why is a very old umbrella, that has been lost, as good as new when found? Because it’s re-covered.
Why is a coachman like the clouds? Because he holds the reins.
Why does the Salvation Army walk down Broadway on their heels? To save their soles (souls).
Who was the most successful surveyor on record? Alexander Selkirk, for he was monarch of all he surveyed.