Why are bells used to call people to church? Because they have an inspire-ring influence.
What is that which goes up the hill and down the hill and yet stands still? The road.
What becomes of the chocolate cake when your only son eats it? It vanishes into the empty heir (air).
When is coffee like the soil? When it is ground.
When is a bill like a gun? When it is presented and discharged.
Why is a windy orator like a whale? Because he often rises to spout.
Why is a railroad track a particularly sentimental object? Because it is bound by close ties.
What is society composed of? A mixture of mister-ies and miss-eries.
What is that which increases the more it is shared by others? Happiness.
What is taken from you before you get it? Your portrait.