Who is the first nobleman mentioned in the Bible? Baron (barren) figtree.
If a man bumped his head against the top of the room, what article of stationery would he get? Ceiling whacks (sealing wax.)
What is a good thing to part with? A comb.
If your uncle’s sister is not your aunt what relation is she to you? Your mother.
Why is a pig the most provident of all animals? Because he always carries a spare-rib about him.
Why is the church of St. Paul, London, like a bird’s nest? Because it was built by a wren (Sir Christopher Wren).
For what profession are the members of a college boat crew best fitted? For dentistry, because they have a good pull.
Why has a chambermaid more lives than a cat? Because each morning she returns to dust.
Why ought the man who handles the reins on a horse car be successful? Because he does a driving business.
What paradox may often be found in a flower garden? A white pink.