A. When the bull’s on her back.
Q. Who was the goodman’s muckle cow’s calf’s mother?
A. The muckle cow herself.
Q. What is the likeliest thing to a man on a horse?
A. A Tailor on a mare.
Q. What is the hardest dinner that ever a Tailor laid his teeth to?
A. His own goose, tho’ ever so well boiled or roasted.
Q. How many toads’ tails will it take to reach up to the moon?
A. One, if it be long enough.
Q. How many sticks gangs to the digging of a craw’s nest?