Q. What is their ill-breeding and bad manners?
A. If you ask them a question in civility, if it were but the road to the next town, they’ll tell you to follow your nose, and if you go wrong curse the guide.
Q. Are young and old of them alike for ill breeding?
A. All the odds lies in the difference, for if you ask a child to whom he belongs, or who is his father, he’ll bid you kiss his father’s arse and then you’ll ken.
Q. What sort of creatures are kindliest when they meet?
A. None can exceed the kindness of dogs when they meet in a market.
Q. And what is collie’s conduct when there?
A. First, they kiss other’s mouths and noses, smell all about, and last of all, they are so kind as to kiss each other below the tail.
Q. What is the coldest part of a dog?