A. His nose.
Q. What is the coldest part of a man?
A. His knees.
Q. What is the coldest part of a woman?
A. Her backside.
Q. What is the reason that these three parts of men, women, and dogs are coldest?
A. Fabulous Historians, says, that there were three little holes in Noah’s Ark; and that the dog stopt his nose in one, and the man put his knee in another, and into the third and biggest hole, the woman bang’d her backside: and these parts being exposed to the cold blast, is the cause which makes them cold ever since.
Q. What remedy does the man take for to warm his cold knees?
A. He holds them towards the fire, and when in bed, draws his shirt down over them.
Q. What does the women do, to warm their cold part.