A. None so much as a cat, who is continually spitting in her lufe and rubing her face, as many such ladies do the brown leather of their wrinkled chafts.
Q. Amongst what sort of creatures will you observe most of a natural law, or instinctive knowledge?
A. The Hart and the Hind meet on one certain day in the year; the Brood Goose, lays her first egg on Eastern’s Even, old stile; the Crows begin to build their nest about the first of March old stile; the Swans, observe matrimony, and if a female die, the male dare not take up with another or the rest will put him to death; all the Birds in general join in pairs and keep so; but the Dove resembles the adulterer, when the hen grows old he puts her away and takes another; the Locusts observe military order, and march in bands; the Frogs resembles gipsies and pedlers, for the young ones ride the old ones to death.
Q. Who are the merriest and heartiest people in the world?
A. The Sailors, for they’ll be singing and cursing and daming one another when the waves (their graves,) are going over their heads.
Q. Which are the disorderliest creatures in battle?
A. Cows and dogs; for they all fall on them that are neathmost.
Q. What are the vainest sort of people in the world?
A. A Barber, a Tailor, a young Soldier, and a poor dominie.
Q. What is the great cause of the barber’s vanity.