Q. What sort of creatures is kindliest when they meet?
A. None can exceed the kindness of dogs when they meet in a market.
Q. And what is collie’s kindness there?
A. First, they kiss others mouths and noses, smell all about, and last of all, they are so kind as to kiss others below the tail.
Q. What is the coldest part of a dog?
A. His nose.
Q. What is the coldest part of a man?
A. His knees.
Q. What is the coldest part of a woman?
A. The back parts of her body.