“I’ve told you - you shall never, never know. Yes, I know you’d been fined a hundred pounds if they’d searched me; but I never meant that they should. I daresay you wouldn’t smuggle - oh no! you don’t think it worth your while. You’re quite a conjuror, you are, Caudle. Ha! ha! ha!
“What am I laughing at?
“Oh, you little know - such a clever creature! Ha! ha! Well, now, I’ll tell you. I knew what an unaccommodating animal you were, so I made you smuggle whether or not.
“How?
“Why, when you were out at the Café, I got your great rough coat, and if I didn’t stitch ten yards of best black velvet under the lining I’m a sinful woman! And to see how innocent you looked when the officers walked round and round you! It was a happy moment, Caudle, to see you.
“What do you call it?
“A shameful trick - unworthy of a wife? I couldn’t care much for you?
“As if I didn’t prove that by trusting you with ten yards of velvet. But I don’t care what you say: I’ve saved everything - all but that beautiful English novel, that I’ve forgot the name of. And if they didn’t take it out of my hand, and chopped it to bits like so much dog’s-meat.
“Served me right?
“And when I so seldom buy a book! No: I don’t see how it served me right. If you can buy the same book in France for four shillings that people here have the impudence to ask more than a guinea for - well, if they do steal it, that’s their affair, not ours. As if there was anything in a book to steal!