What is larger than a nutmeg? A nutmeg-grater.
When is it easiest to read? In the autumn when Nature turns the leaves.
Why do women seek husbands named William? That they may have a Will of their own.
Why is a steamboat a good place to sleep in? It leaves a-wake behind.
Who are the best astronomers? The stars, for they have studded the heavens for centuries.
What is it that goes up and down hill, but never moves? The road.
What is the difference between the Prince of Wales and a fountain? One is heir to the throne, the other thrown to the air.
Why is a negro woman like a doorway? Because she's a negress.
How does a sailor know there's a man in the moon? Because he has been to sea. Why didn't he stay there? Because he found it was full.
Why are you most likely to miss the 12:50 train? It is ten to one if you catch it.