What is that which, although only four inches long and three inches wide, contains a solid foot? A shoe.
What is the difference between a physician and a magician? One is a cupper, the other a sorcerer.
What becomes of all the pins? They fall to the earth, and become terra-pins.
Why is a belle like a locomotive? She transports the mails.
Why is a Freshman like a telescope? He is easily drawn out, seen through, and shut up.
Why is a flea like a long winter? It makes a backward spring.
What is the smallest room in the world? The mush-room.
What is the largest room in the world? Room for improvement.
What is that which is above all human imperfections, and yet shelters the weakest and most depraved, as well as the best of men? A hat.
Why does a man permit himself to be henpecked? Because he's chicken-hearted.