What is that which if you name it even you break it? Silence.
What is that which you can keep even after giving it to somebody else? Your word.
What is that which the dead and the living do at the same time? Go round with the world.
What snuff-taker is that whose box gets fuller the more pinches he takes? The snuffers.
Why are your nose and chin constantly at variance? Because words are continually passing between them.
What is the smallest bridge in the world? The bridge of your nose.
Why is a Jew in a fever like the famous Koh-i-noor diamond? Because he's a Jew-ill.
Why is an undutiful son like one born deaf? Because your voice is lost upon him.
What is that which is put on the table and cut, but never eaten? A pack of cards.
What fashionable game do frogs play at—besides leap-frog? Croaky (croquet).