What question is that to which you positively must answer yes? What does y-e-s spell?
What would a pig do if he wished to build himself a habitation? Tie a knot in his tail, and call it a pig's-tie (pig's sty).
If the before-mentioned porker wished to demolish the pig's sty he had built, what quotation would he make? "I could a tail (tale) unfold."
What is that which is white, black, and red all over, which shows some people to be green, and makes others look black and blue? A newspaper.
Why is a newspaper like an army? Because it has leaders, columns, and reviews.
What part of a lady's face in January is like a celebrated fur? Chin-chilly (chinchilla).
Why are suicides invariably successful people in the world? Because they always manage to accomplish their own ends.
Where is the cheapest place to buy poultry? At the State Bath House, where you can get a duck for a dime.
Why are the "blue devils" like muffins? Because they are both fancy bred (bread).
What makes more noise than a pig in a sty? Two pigs.