If Dick's father is Tom's son, what relation is Dick to Tom? Tom is his grandfather.
When does a man sneeze three times? When he cannot help it.
Why does a piebald pony never pay toll? Because his master pays it for him.
When may a man be said to have four hands? When he doubles his fists.
What goes over the water and under the water, but never touches the water? A woman crossing a bridge with a pail of water on her head.
How many peas in a pint? One.
When is a soldier like a watch? When he is on guard.
How is a poultry dealer compelled to earn his living? By fowl means.
Why is a butcher's cart like his top boots? Because he carries his calves there.
Why does a cat rest better in summer? Because summer brings a cat-a-pillow (caterpillar).