What is it that every man overlooks? His nose.
Why should potatoes grow better than any other vegetable? Because they have eyes to see what they are doing.
What were the last words of the bugler who was gored by the bull? "Blow the horns!"
Why are lawyers like shears? Because they do not cut each other, but only what comes between them.
What have feet and walk not? Stoves.
What have eyes and see not? Potatoes.
What have noses but smell not? Teapots.
What have hands but work not? Clocks.
What have mouths but eat not? Rivers.
What have ears but hear not? Cornstalks.