What is the difference between a widow and a window? Little if n-y; for the trans-parents griefs of the one, like the panes of the other, are removed in course of re-pairing; and the latter is for mankind to look out of, while the former looks out for mankind.
When may a loaf of bread be said to be inhabited? When it has a little Indian in it.
What part of a fish weighs most? The scales.
What is that which works when it plays and plays when it works? A fountain.
Why is divinity the easiest of the three learned professions? Because it is easier to preach than to practice.
Why are sailors bad horsemen? Because they ride on the main (mane).
Why is a sword belt like a cow upon a common? Because it goes round the waste (waist).
Why is a thief like a knocker? Because they are tied up to prevent disturbance.
What's the difference between a bee and a donkey? One gets all the honey, and the other all the whacks (wax).
Why is sealing wax like a rifleman? Because it's often under arms.