Why is a dog like a tree? Because they both produce a bark.
What barrel is best fitted for a soldier's helmet? A cask (casque).
Why is it no offense to conspire in the evening? What is treasonable is reasonable after t.
Why is a corpse like a man with a cold? Because he is in a-coughing.
Why is a fiddler like a man in amaze? Because he's at a stand.
What part of a fish is like the end of a book? The fin-is.
What language should a linguist end with? The Finnish.
What sea is most traveled by clever intellectual people? Brilliancy.
What is the difference between a butcher and a flirt? One kills to dress, the other dresses to kill.
Why is marriage with a deceased wife's sister like the wedding of two fish? Because it's a-finny-tie (affinity).