Why do you think that a judge of the criminal court is looked upon with contempt? Because every day the worst of scoundrels are set before him.
Why is a book like a king? It has many pages.
What roof never keeps out the wet? The roof of the mouth.
What fruit is on a cent? A date.
Why are good women like ivy? Because the greater the ruin, the closer they cling.
Why are bad women like ivy? Because the closer they cling the greater the ruin.
Echoes
What must be done to conduct a newspaper right? Write.
What is necessary to a farmer to assist him? System.
What would give a blind man the greatest delight? Light.