What is that which becomes too young the longer it exists? A portrait.
What is that which we often catch yet never see? A passing remark.
What is the geometrical form of an escaped parrot? A polygon (polly gone).
Why is a lamp like a house? Because it has a chimney.
Why is the wall going to decay? Because you can see its molding.
How does a tipsy man generally look? Dizzy-pated.
At what age should a man marry? At the parsonage.
Why is a committee of inquiry like a cannon? It makes a report.
What is the most popular paper at a summer resort? Flypaper.
What coat is finished without buttons and put on wet? A coat of paint.