Why was the first day of Adam's life the longest? Because it had no Eve.
How were Adam and Eve prevented from gambling? Their pair o' dice (Paradise) was taken away from them.
What stone should have been placed at the gate of Eden after the expulsion? Adamantine (Adam ain't in).
Why did Adam bite the apple Eve gave him? Because he had no knife.
At what time was Adam married? Upon his wedding Eve.
What evidence have we that Adam used sugar? Because he raised Cain.
Who was the first man condemned to hard labor for life? Adam.
Who was first interested in horse racing? Adam—he was the father of the race.
How many apples were eaten in the Garden of Eden? Eve ate, and Adam, too, and the devil won,—eleven in all.
What one word will name the common parent of both beasts and man? A-dam.