What was the first surgical operation performed without the aid of instruments? The extraction of a rib of Adam to be made into a wife.
Why ought Adam to have been perfectly satisfied with his wife? Because she was cut out especially for him.
How did Adam and Eve feel when they left the Garden of Eden? Put out.
Why were the gates of Eden shut after Adam and Eve went out? To keep the dam(p) air out.
What fur did Adam and Eve wear? Bear (bare) skin.
Why had Eve no fear of the measles? Because she'd Adam (had 'em).
For what was Eve made? For Adam's Express Company.
What did Adam first plant in the Garden of Eden? His foot.
Who first introduced walking-sticks? Eve gave Adam a little Cain.
What kind of cottages did Adam's sons prefer? Cottages with eaves (Eves).