Was our mother Eve High or Low Church? Adam thought her Eve-angelical.
What did Adam and Eve do when they got out of Eden? Raised Cain.
Why was Paradise like a cucumber? Because it had a pair-in (paring).
When was the first gambling? When Adam and Eve cast up a Paradise (pair o' dice) for an apple.
When did fruit first begin to swear? When the apple damned the first pair.
Who was the fastest runner in the world? Adam—he was first in the human race.
How long did Cain hate his brother? As long as he was able (Abel).
Why was Cain's murder like the main strength of his leg? Because it was a sin-new.
How can a whipping be ordered for a boy in five Old Testament names? Adam, Seth, Eve, Cain, Abel.
Why is a printing press like the forbidden fruit? Because from it springs a knowledge of good and evil.