What was four weeks old when Cain was born, and is not yet five? The moon.
Who first introduced salt pork into the Navy? Noah, when he took Ham into the ark.
Why was Noah obliged to stoop on entering the ark? Because, although the ark was high, Noah was a higher ark (Hierarch).
In what place did the cock crow so loud that all the world heard him? In the ark.
Which animal took most luggage into the ark, and which the least? The elephant, who had his trunk; while the fox and the cock had only a brush and a comb between them.
Who was the greatest financier of early times? Noah,—he floated his stock when all the world was in liquidation.
Where did Noah strike the first nail in the ark? On the head.
What was Noah busy about in the ark? Preserving pairs.
Where did Noah keep his bees? In the Archives.
How do we know that Noah had beer in the ark? Because the kangaroo went in with hops, and the bear was always Bruin.