What did the cat say when she looked out of the window of the ark? Is that Ararat?
In what order did Noah come from the ark? He came forth.
When did Abraham sleep five in a bed? When he slept with his forefathers.
Why did Joseph's brethren put him in the pit? They thought that it was a good opening for the young man.
Where is the theater mentioned in the Bible? Where Joseph left the family circle and went into the pit.
Who had the first free entrance into a theater? Joseph, when he got into the pit for nothing.
What person in the Bible died a death that no one else ever died—and a part of whose shroud is on every dining table? Lot's wife.
What did Lot do when his wife turned to salt? Got a fresh one.
What scene in the life of Moses, the lawgiver, reminds us of a gladiatorial show at Rome? The bulrushes.
Why was Moses the wickedest man that ever lived? Because he broke all the Ten Commandments at once.