Where are bank checks mentioned in the Bible? Pharaoh got a check on the bank of the Red Sea—crossed by Moses and Co.
Why was Pharaoh's daughter like a broker? Because she drew a little prophet from the rushes on the bank.
What was Pharaoh's chief objection to Moses? He found him more plague than prophet.
How do we know that there was a panic in the early days of Moses? Because there were rushes on the banks of the Nile, and Pharaoh's daughter withdrew a valuable deposit.
Why do we assume that Moses wore a wig? Because sometimes he was seen with Aaron (hair on), and sometimes without.
If you were to throw a white stone into the Red Sea, what would it become? Wet.
Who were the first mathematicians mentioned in the Bible? The Children of Israel, who multiplied upon the face of the earth.
What is the difference between the ancient Israelites and modern washstands? The former had hewers of wood and drawers of water; the latter have ewers of water and drawers of wood.
Why would it be impossible to starve in the desert of Sahara? Because of the sandwiches (sand which is) there.
How did the sandwiches get there? When Ham was sent there with his followers, who were bred (bread) and mustered (mustard), and when Lot's wife was turned into a pillar of salt, all but-ter (but her) went into the desert.