Upon what guard do the New York Zouaves most desire to be put? Beaure-guard.
Why would the colors of our national ensign make a good dress for ladies? Because they are colors that won't run.
Why are our fashionable ladies like a certain class of the city employees? Because they may be seen by scores on a fair day sweeping the streets.
In what relation does the President of the United States stand to Adam? As second son, because his name is Abe L. (Abel).
Why is it impossible for the government to grant the request of our Southern brethren? Because children in arms are never left alone.
Why, when the rebels smite us upon the right cheek, should we refuse to turn towards them the left cheek also? Because they have too much "cheek" already.
Why is Major General McClellan like Charles Dickens? Because he is the author of "Great Expectations."
Why are Jeff Davis's letters of marque like secrets? Because they are for privateers (private ears).
Why was Cain an enemy of President Lincoln? Because he hated Abe L.
Why is our army like an entry clerk? Because it is ready to charge.