When will there be but twenty-five letters in the alphabet? When U and I are one.
Why is U the gayest letter in the alphabet? Because it is always in fun.
Why is T the happiest letter in the alphabet? Because it is next to you.
Which are the two hottest letters in the alphabet? K N (cayenne).
Why is O the most charitable letter in the alphabet? Because it is found oftener than any other letter d-o-ing g-oo-d.
Why is the letter T like matrimony? It is the end of quiet and the beginning of trouble.
Why is a farmer surprised at the letter G? It converts oats into goats.
When was B the first letter of the alphabet? In the days of No-a.
What step must I take to remove A from the alphabet? B-head it.
Why is A like a honeysuckle? Because a "B" follows it.