Why is the letter W like a scandal? Because it makes ill will.
Why are two t's like hops? Because they make beer better.
Spell enemy in three letters. No, not N M E; it's F O E.
Spell auburn locks in two letters. S and Y.
Spell brandy in three letters. B R and Y, and O D V.
What must you add to nine to make it six? S, for IX with S is six.
If you asked the alphabet to come to dinner, which letters could not accept your kind invitation till later in the evening? The last six, as they couldn't come till after T.
How can you tell a girl of the name of Ellen that she is everything that is delightful in eight letters? U-r-a-bu-t-l-n.
What is that which occurs twice in a moment and not once in a thousand years? The letter M.
Why is A like twelve o'clock? Because it's the middle of day.